-So it happened about two weeks ago. An accident. On April Fool's Day. Nothing but a minor fender bender where I got rear-ended. Or atleast a minor fender-bender for me. Wrecked her Avalanche though, and no she was not attractive or single...
-She decided not to stop from about 45-50mph and ran into me...all I felt was a bump as my truck moved about 6 inches while waiting behind a line of trucks for the light to change. I was hoping for a few scratches, but it was not to be. i was wicked worried about her and her passengers though, she totaled that thing out, engine was leaking fluids, front end destroyed, bad news. They were shaken up but not hurt thankfully.
-So now I've spent the last couple days tooling around in a Chevy HHR, kind of like a Mini Cooper. I could never own one, I might die. I keep cranking it around, pretending like I'm in the Italian Job or something. It is a fun little car, but it could also be the fact that it's not a 35' 10 ton truck either that makes it feel so sporty...and I feel like I'm sitting on the damm ground...my ass in my truck seat is higher than the roof of the HHR....
-So Enterprise gave me a choice of two cars, a ass-ugly Kia Soul or the HHR, I chose the car made in America with the bow-tie...The Heartbeat of America as they used to say....
-Can't wait to see what the bill is for welding an aluminum body and re-fabricating a custom bumper out of 3/4" solid aluminum!
