Thursday, March 24, 2011

Not so young anymore

-Yeah, so 4 days of drinking free booze for 6-7 hours straight each day is now rough. I've learned to pace myself, and to not try and keep up with the older guys in the company drinking either Dewars and water, or Grey Goose and soda water 'cause their champs...unreal...

-I warned my buddy to watch out for the old dudes at the sales conference he was going to. And yep, those old dudes were hammering it back also...he turned in early and thanked me for the warning...

-So I could have done with out that. Driving to Little Rock, AR yesterday from Memphis, TN I saw a trucker pissing on the side of the road next to his rig. Not a big deal other than he was by the back of the trailer, facing traffic with his dick clearly visible...NASTY...fat trucker dick....

-We all know if it had been a chick peeing with her goods visible, I would have wrecked my truck...LOL...