-Must only be in freaking Western Canada. Twice I've been blasted in the head, along with half the bathroom floor when turning the water from tub spout to shower head, but never in the US. And tonight, it blasted the back wall on the tub edge and the toilet seat. Either it's crappy guests or housekeepers, where's a decent illegal Mexican when you need one?
-So on the way to Saskatoon(yes it rhymes with poon) for Regina(and yes, it rhymes with vagina) I stopped at a rest stop with a brown sign indicating it had bathroom facilities. Apparently the brown sign instead of a blue sign means it's an outhouse. With out a doubt the nastiest friggin outhouse I've ever seen in, worst in North America, bar none! Toilet seat was gone, people had shit all over the toilet, mostly the back half and consequently the floor, shit and vomited on the back wall, the floor was liberally pissed on, and the smell was worst than a full porta-potty on a hot day at a county fair. Had it not been for the dude standing outside his pick-up right by the outhouse, I would of pissed in the field, hell, I would of rather pissed up wide in the wicked breeze blowing that use the outhouse, I felt cleaner before hand when I thought my bladder was gonna blow! I hope none of you ever have to experience the horror that I experience today *shudder*
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